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Jason Leech was fired from The Apprentice after he failed to win the heart Lord Sugar at the end of a task to design a dating website, which saw him step down as team leader after a coup by Luisa Zissman on the first day. Team Evolve had bungled the dating website task by coming up with team members to step down and let Luisa Zissman take over the reins. The candidates are tasked with creating websites for online dating, but Jason struggles with design decisions as Luisa looks on.
They're off to Mayfair to taste caviar. I do not wish to watch Leah sucking fish eggs off the back of her hand. They all lie and say they would buy caviar now they've tasted it. Salty egg slime always tastes better when obliterated by a glug of vodka, I find. And now to the sad cafe. Luisa wriggles exquisitely on the hook now her bid for power has backfired.
The Apprentice 2013 episode eight: live blog
I do hope she can maintain a GSOH now it's all turn to shite. Unleavened gags this season, Lord Sugar. Luisa explains why Jason is no longer sitting in the PM's chair. Nick jumps to Jason's defence and accuses Luisa of nipping at his heels which is pretty accurate. Like a human version of water-boarding. The fact that Alan dubbed it "an abdication" demonstrates a delusion of grandeur not seen since Geri Halliwell became a UN ambassador.
It's more sort of speed-dating in the boardroom isn't it? They each get the chance to tell him what their passionate about while he flicks verbal peanuts at them and bangs a gong when they're out of time.
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I would pay good money to see Alex's dating profile. I wonder if he's since added the pictures of him in army uniform and the one of him looking a murderer in eyeliner? I particularly like the way he reappears at the end of the adverts, looming into shot like an emo repeating his final year at school for the twelfth time.
Every time I see that woman wink, I have to wink too. While arguing with Neil about who pitches the site, she basically, without even looking at him, gripped Jason's shrivelled manhood in her fist and ground it to powder.
Meanwhile, Leah, the woman with a voice like cutlery being emptied into a sink, has opted to do the voiceover for their advert. It has all the emotion and expression of a dishwasher. That still of Alex is absolutely the poster for a new no-holds-barred am-dram production of A Clockwork Orange.
To their surprise it comes across as the home page for a particularly dry temping agency or recruitment firm. I wonder how all the candidates met their partners? Probably at work because they are married to business.
And now the moment you've all been waiting for. Alex has, if it's possible, accentuated his eyebrows and added a bit of guy-liner and manscara in order to play "Herbert", the definition of a bad date.
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Nick watches in mute horror as he pictures himself on a date with his lovely girlfriend when Alan approaches, playing the gypsy violin and waggling his eyebrows. Hewer beckons him over and drops a clatter of coins into his waiting hat.
As Alan walks away grinning, Nick chuckles to himself.
The coins were foreign! He suddenly really sounds like Peter Kay. Neil has deposed Jason as project manager and replaced him with Luisa in a bloodless coup. Salty egg slime always tastes better when obliterated by a glug of vodka, I find.
The dull ad for Friendship and Flowers has Leah yawning and Sugar rolling his eyes in disbelief. BBC Jason instead ties himself up in knots trying to decide on colour schemes for their website. Jason plays his cards right here and he could have his face all over a nail file packet this time next year.
If this was her dating profile it would be the equivalent of her posting a photo of herself punching a doorman. Luisa wriggles exquisitely on the hook now her bid for power has backfired. She used its income for the upkeep of the horse her parents bought for her.Dating site scammers, Badoo beware theyre a LOT of them!
Luisa began her career as an estate agent on Saturdays at the age of History[ edit ] Following the success of the first series of the Amercian original of The Apprentice on NBCwhich drew in considerable viewing figures, rumours began to surface that there was a possibility the programme could receive a UK version. Like a human version of water-boarding. In Julyshe married her longtime boyfriend and fiance, a millionaire Irish businessman Andrew Collins in a wedding held in France. The British National belongs to Greek ethnicity.
Insert your own joke about horse-meat here. Now for a few of your excellent comments while you settle in for Dara and his excellent probing. Each team is provided with two vehicles to use to get around during a task and can only split into two sub-teams for each task, though for some they may also be provided with additional items for them to use, an example being a shop space they can sell in; in one particular kind of task used regularly on the show, teams are given a dossier that dictates what items they need to find with specifications that they must adhere to.
At the time she was married to her then-husband Oliver Zissman, also an entrepreneur. She is an exhibitionist and loves being centre of attention.